castielofasgard:

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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katnissandhermione:

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

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norsecest:

i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

i’m still on

i still haven’t been banned

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

and i only got banned for 24 hours

(via booty-rockin)